Welcome to the new site of Ontario's crazed outdoor adventure team known as: the Huron Bush Boys. aka the "Kings of Crude"...
The first thing you should know about us is that without the great equalizer and elixir alcohol, we would be plain old Outdoorsmen. But with the addition of cold liquid courage we become booze powered funologists ! "Risk is way more fun than caution"
We hail from the Wingham and Gorrie region of Huron County, just east of Lake Huron, in good old Ontario,Canada !
Our goal or lifestyle if you will, is rooted deeply in a basic love of nature and the peace that it can bring. We are primarily funologists ! but we fall into the field of "Survivalists" or "Outdoors men". Perhaps the many years of self-taught better camping techniques and a good supply of handy cams for filming our nutty travels has warped the line between outdoors men and humor? That's your call. These techniques have seen us through incredible winter storms without the use of tents and have grown and expanded along side our trips and crazed adventures. We are fun freaks, so swearing and crazy undo risk almost always follows us wherever we go, so be prepared for some crude mis use of the English language and some course moment !
Once a month or more, this elite group of men travel to a top-secret camping area deep in the wooded swamps of Huron County,Ont to wallow in the peace of the outdoors. We then battle are way through a series of events that combine basic survival and physical challenges with non stop beer drinking and liquor consumption. Over the past seven years, this dedicated crazed group has fought relentlessly to bask in the out doors and create a "back to the garden attitude ! With the addition of bazaar challenges that may range from sling shot wars to Swamp Vaulting or even one on one B.B. Gun Wars !
As we expand, the friendships of the H.B.B crew has continued a tradition of 100% dedication hardened through survival, shitty weather, hardship and crazy competitions. These warped situations push its players through events like B.B Gun Wars, Swamp Vaulting, Slingshot Wars, Eight Beer Fence Jumping, B.B Gun Drinking and much, much more.
Braving freezing rain, crossing waters, snow storms, treacherous hiking, river portaging and the rapid consumption of beer, liquor and original campfire meals simply defies description.Heaven on earth !
The crew of the Huron Bush Boys revel in the wicked rush of adrenaline they get out of this twisted weekend lifestyle.Not to mention the monthly breaks from the working world. We are all very responsible working parents and most definitely friends! However once a month or more this crew of close friends reaches out to recapture their youth and revisit the camaraderie of friends in a way of life very few will ever experience or could even handle. As Team Leader would tell ya,and i quote."When we return home after four or more days we are physically exhausted... yet mentally recharged !"
The crew of the Huron Bush Boys takes pride in the crazy food recipes and obtains a list of original warped sports that would keep any seasoned drinker laughing for days. Sports or games such as B.B Gun Drinking replaces the boring old drinking game of caps in a dangerous but entertaining fashion. Our goal is to be different while testing our stamina and skills. All of these things are part of the program during this outdoor booze fest. Often we bring in special guests and friends who wish to try a few days in our twisted world, often resulting in yet another new sports or food due to the new input.
Winter is no exception to the crew of H.B.B. The Huron region of Ontario is well known for its nasty and relentless lake powered snow storms. These storms provided the perfect opportunity to test our survival skills and the many techniques we have learned through trial and error over the past eight years.All the stories you may have heard... are true!
Trailer Video-2007
The crew is made up of three main founding members. Not including special guests and friends.
Team Leader: aka NaveedLogistics, Management of goods, information, resources including inventory. The production quality between yeah and neah in order to meet the requirements of fans ! Mapping, Foods, Stunts and making cool shit is a few of his specialties ! Not once has he got us lost for more than 24 hours.
Bombbon: aka Bon Videographer and video medium.On set distinguished due to years of live rock n roll under Shroom Jaw. Responsible for camera,editing,on line presense. No budget, scaled uncut uploads, a blend of extreme drummer thinking and bush know how. Documentaries edited with a liver than fu** attitude. Shelter Knowledge, Crude Language and a taste for the liquor...any liquor !
Treemealion: aka J-Daddy Structures,preparedness,self sufficient machine, Survivalism and stratagy are natural skills. The skill of being able to build, haul or carry with the quality to just disappear. Natural night vision and somewhat independent. Our friendly giant, crazy, quiet.Unspoken natural duty to wood collection and fine liquors ! Disaronno, Fireballs and whiskey !
Team leader also known as "Naveed" is the groups fearless leader.
Naveed takes pride in his portion of the crew by adding his own food recipes to the docket. Great original meals such as "Garbage Can Turkey" , "Buried Bacon Beef", "Beef n Beer Stew" and the classic "Campfire Chili" are just a few of his fantastic meals. Not only does he take pride in his cooking he also has spawned some crazy stunts that have set the bar level at H.B.B...literly ! Stunts such as "Eight Beer Fence Jumping" see Navved leaping over trees, fences and streams as soon as the eight beer starter point has been reached. Priceless ! Team leader also has a great natural sense of direction, strong will power and excellent leadership qualities that combine to make him the best candidate for Team Leader.
Treemealion also known as "J-Daddy" is actually quite crazy !.
Treemealion got his nick name because of his excellent ability to climb to harvest wood, yet can disappear in a flash and needs no flashlight to travel at night. These qualities are a mix of treed enviornment and Chameleon skills to say the least. Treemealion is a powerhouse of unstoppable force and that is a god send when the weather turns on us, and it has many, many times. His ability to drag entire massive trees through the forest in the winter has saved us countless times and will continue to for many years. Treemealion is a a die hard whiskey drinker and has a natural flair as a walking whiskey commercial. At any givin moment he may pull several bottles of liquor from his pockets and raise a toast to the great outdoors. Treemealion is the founder of "Fireball Shooter Moments" which sure helps keep the belly warm during cold winter camp outs ! Treemealion takes everything as a challenge, loves to swear a bit as it seems to encourage both him and the crew. F**k yeah, i'll get ya fire wood ! Treemealion
Bombbon also known as "Bon" may be our loosest link in this rag tag team of survivalist.
His background in music as a hard rock drummer has made him eccentric to say the least. Fifteen years or more behind the drums has had its toll on Bon's grasp of the modern world. Almost everything is a sort of concert to him and he does his best to rock the viewers all time. Bombbon is also a heavy contributor to the crew by adding his own sports ideas like "Swamp Vaulting" and "Bark Belly Surfing" into the roster. Since we work with hand held video so much the need for a skilled techie such as Bombbon was obvious. Our web presence is also Bombbons working and it seems he enjoys going crazy trying to make it all make sense. The Huron crew also takes pride in making our own theme songs to tag onto our videos and without Bons music abilities that would not even exist. Our Host Who's Toast is what we call him and it fits perfectly. Last but not least more great recipes such as the "Pinata Ham" and "Ma Natures Garlic Potato's" stem from Bon's input along with many other foods like "Reefburg" a tasty burger seasoned with a little something, something....Oh yeah and his grasp of the Canadian language is a bit crude ! He claims he is the liquor !
So in the end... we are not your typical beer swilling, testosterone powered male outdoors men.
